Last
night,
I
had
a
crazy
dream
about
my
girlfriend
doing
a
stand-up
comedy
show
in
English.
It
was
hilarious
and
I
couldn't
stop
laughing. She
started
by
saying,
"So,
I
have
a
Chinese
boyfriend
who
doesn't
speak
English
very
well.
We
communicate
through
Google
Translate
and
sometimes
it
makes
things
worse.
Like,
I
once
asked
him
to
buy
me
a
"pad"
and
he
brought
me
a
pack
of
notepads." The
audience
burst
into
laughter
and
she
continued,
"But
the
other
day,
he
surprised
me
by
saying
'I
love
you'
in
English.
I
was
touched
until
he
added
'Because
you
are
my
pillow.'
Turns
out,
he
mistook
'pillow'
for
'treasure.'" The
crowd
roared
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laughter
and
she
went
on
to
share
hilarious
anecdotes
about
our
cultural
differences,
like
when
she
introduced
me
to
her
parents
and
they
were
shocked
that
I
didn't
know
how
to
use
chopsticks. She
wrapped
up
the
show
by
saying,
"I
may
have
a
language
barrier
with
my
boyfriend,
but
it
just
makes
things
more
interesting.
He's
charming
and
adorable
and
I
wouldn't
trade
him
for
anyone
else." I
woke
up
from
my
dream
feeling
happy
and
grateful
for
my
girlfriend's
love
and
sense
of
humor.
It
may
have
been
a
dream,
but
it
made
me
appreciate
her
even
more.